round 1

(6) everclear, “santa monica”
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(11) presidents of the usa, “lump”
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Watch the World Die: melissa faliveno On “Santa Monica”

I am still living with your ghost
Lonely and dreaming of the west coast

Not long ago, a writer I know from Portland called Everclear “the Nickelback of the 90s.” I was horrified by this news. Growing up in small-town Wisconsin, where the influence of the coasts hit us late, if it hit at all, I loved Everclear with everything I had in my hard Midwestern heart. As far as I knew, they were as cool as it got.
In 1995, the year Everclear’s first major-label record, Sparkle and Fade, was released, and “Santa Monica” hit alt-rock airwaves across the country, I was twelve. At the time, my favorite records were Green Day’s Dookie and the Offspring’s Smash. I had the t-shirts, oversized and plastered with album art, purchased at Hot Topic in the West Towne Mall in Madison. It was here, twenty miles from my hometown, that I would weave my way on any given Saturday from that black-lit den of lava lamps and mass-produced alternative culture to Claire’s, spinning wire racks of cheap yin-yang rings and yellow smiley-face necklaces on ball chains and black cords, to that most hallowed mecca of the mall: Sam Goody. And afterward, just across the parking lot, Best Buy. 
In 1995, and in the years to follow, these big-box stores and their endless rows of cassette tapes and CDs in shiny jewel cases were all I knew. This was where I bought my Dookie and Smash; my Sixteen Stone and Tragic Kingdom; The Downward Spiral and Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness. Where I bought Garbage’s self-titled debut and Everclear’s Sparkle and Fade.
Just a few miles away was Madison’s legendary Smart Studios, where Garbage and Everclear recorded those albums, at the very same time. The same studio where Nirvana recorded Nevermind. But I didn’t know this yet. I didn’t know who Butch Vig was, or what a producer did. I didn’t know the thrill of recording to tape, creating a document through music. I didn’t know about scenes, or zines, or house shows. I didn’t know the sticky floors of dark clubs, or gig posters tacked to dive-bar doors. I didn’t know there were cooler record stores too—dusty places run by punk kids and old hippies, where I would learn to thumb disaffectedly through used vinyl before I even had a record player. I didn’t know that two of my favorite records had been made in a city I loved, which I would soon call my second hometown.  

“Santa Monica” is a song about a hometown. It’s a song about leaving the place you come from and wanting to go home, even when you know you can never really return. And maybe what I mean is it’s a song about nostalgia—about longing for a place, and a time, that looks better from a distance. 
It’s a simple song, in some respects: basic chords, nothing fancy. Its complexity lies in the nuance, the slow build of tension and release. The heart of it, though, is the man who sings it.
Alone in my apartment, I work on the chords. It’s not an easy song to sing and play at the same time, but I’m trying. My guitar is plugged into a Fender Prosonic, a 90s tube amp made to be turned up loud. It sits beneath my living-room window, below a 1970s Fender Bassman. It’s a handsome stack, silver-faced and vintage (because the 90s, somehow, is vintage too) but it’s out of place here. It belongs where it once lived, in places where loud music is made. Before friends left town and bands broke up, before a rehearsal space was torn down. Before the music, like everything else in New York, went away.
I play low, at first, to not piss off my neighbors. But in this year of pandemic half the neighbors have left, and no one has moved in below us. So I turn up the volume and play to the living room, empty except for my cat, who hides beneath a chair because she hates the guitar, but who, unlike everyone else, doesn’t leave. I turn the distortion up too, till the notes are dirt and fuzz. I always sound better this way, the further I get from clean. 

It’s no surprise, really, that a band like Everclear was uncool in a place like Portland in the 90s—the kind of scene whose depths of cool I can’t even fathom. It was the next Seattle, or so the old alt-weeklies tell me, though I suspect it was a scene more like Madison’s at the time—small and weird and eschewing stardom, doing its own thing. A band that wanted to make it—a band that wasn’t even from there—was perhaps the furthest thing from cool.
“Everclear remain out in the cold among Portland’s band circles,” wrote the Rocket in 1994. A year later, Portland’s Willamette Week crowned frontman Art Alexakis “the most hated musician in Portland,” and “the most unpopular musician in Portland.” These words were echoed by the Portland Mercury fifteen years later. It’s a title, and a sentiment, that stuck.
“We basically got every door shut in our face here in Portland,” Alexakis told the now-defunct music site Addicted to Noise, in a 1995 interview titled “Loser Makes Good.” “‘Cause we weren’t from Portland. If you’re not part of the clique, it doesn’t happen. And we did happen, without any help from those people, and they resent the hell out of us.”
The tension between art and commerce (see what I did there?) is an old one, but I would wager it was most acute in nascent indie scenes in the 90s, that slacker’s beating heart of the grunge era. A band that did the damnable—sign with a major label, hit the charts, tour the world—were not just uncool; they were sell-outs.
But when you grow up without much money, you learn early that you can, indeed, buy yourself a new life. That working hard, and selling things—whether it’s paper or car parts or music—is a way to stay alive. No one knew this better than Art Alexakis.
“We were one of the first, really, to jump to the major labels because it wasn’t really deemed very cool,” he told Oregon Live in 2015, at the twentieth anniversary of Sparkle and Fade. “Me, I just wanted to support my family.”
With apologies to a city I like a lot, it’s hard, as an outsider, to think of Portland in the 90s and not imagine Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen, dressed in plaid, hanging out at an indie record store on Hawthorne (how am I doing, Portlanders?), rolling their eyes at some bleach-haired kid asking for the new Everclear. It’s hard not to feel the kid’s shame as she scurries out the door—a feeling I’ve had in record stores so many times, including a few weeks ago, when I finally bought a copy of Dookie on vinyl. For every record, every band, every song you hold up as the pinnacle of cool, there is some much cooler kid who will tell you it sucks.
“We weren’t the hipsters,” Alexakis said. “We never have been.”

Being an outsider—being uncool, being weird—is something Art Alexakis writes about a lot. He’d been an outcast long before moving to Portland, in 1991, and by then had already begun to wear his weirdness like a badge, like a chip on his shoulder, like armor.
“I was always treated like an outcast by other kids at school,” he told Addicted to Noise, which in 1995 named Everclear Band of the Year. “Their parents would find out where I lived and they’d send me home. And I couldn’t go to those kids’ houses anymore.”
Alexakis was born in Santa Monica, California, on April 12, 1962. When he was five, his father left (and did sometimes send his son a birthday card with a $5 bill), and the family moved to a housing project in Los Angeles. When he was twelve, his brother died of a heroin overdose and his girlfriend committed suicide using the same drug. Not long after, he attempted suicide by jumping off the Santa Monica Pier.  
By age thirteen he was shooting heroin, cocaine, and crystal meth. At twenty-two, after spending time in juvie, he overdosed. He got clean, and after a few failed bands, a failed record label, and the first of three failed marriages, he moved from San Francisco to Portland, in the hopes of starting over. On public assistance with a kid on the way, he started Everclear—named after the alcohol, which he calls “pure white evil”—a drug that will fuck you up more than most but has a pretty name. (Anyone who has taken flaming shots of Everclear, like I did in college, understands this.)
In 1993, they put out an EP called Nervous & Weird. Their first full-length, World of Noise, recorded in a basement for $400 and released on Portland’s indie label Tim/Kerr, followed the same year. In 1995, Sparkle and Fade marked the band’s jump to the majors; they signed with Capitol, solidifying their reputation in Portland as opportunists, selling their collective soul to the devil. 
Still, the AV Club gave the record an A- and Rolling Stone a coveted four stars. More than twenty years later, in 2017, Willamette Week—the same publication that gave Alexakis his infamous title—called Sparkle and Fade “the best album ever recorded by a Portland band.”

With my big black boots and an old suitcase
Do believe I’ll find myself a new place

In late 1994, Art Alexakis was twenty miles away from my hometown and having a bad time. In the two weeks spent in Madison recording Sparkle and Fade, he couldn’t sleep. He was plagued by panic attacks, having nightmares about falling off the wagon. One night, he woke up in a sweat and wrote “Strawberry,” a song about a relapse that made it on the record. 
“It’s my biggest fear,” he told Addicted to Noise, “and by facing it like that and putting a face on it I think I deal with it a little bit.”

As a writer, it’s something I’m still learning: to put your fears into words—by recording them as an album, or an essay, or a book—is a way of letting them go.
While Alexakis was recording Sparkle and Fade downstairs at Smart Studios, its cofounder Butch Vig was upstairs producing the debut album of his own band, Garbage. Madisonians claim Garbage with an unparalleled fierceness; Shirley Manson of course is Scottish, but Garbage is a Madison band. I like to think, in some small way, that we can claim Everclear too. The record they made in Madison would launch the band to international fame. It went gold, then platinum, and spent thirty-five weeks on the Billboard charts. Harder, punker, and far more grunge than the polished pop-rock of their later records, it was an album that embodied the alternative ethos of the time. But it was also doing its own thing. Alexakis, whose background was one of cowpunk and country, sounds a little more Tom Petty than Kurt Cobain. But he also sounds unlike anyone else. When he sings—and the dude can sing—you hear something true in his voice. And that, I think, is part of what makes this record so good: It’s a document of a life. It is, in the end, something real. 
“Sparkle and Fade was kind of my escape route,” he told SPIN in 2015. “It was dealing with a lot of stories about people going through tough times and trying to find their way out of it, trying to find the light at the end of the tunnel.” 
Of “Santa Monica,” he told the same magazine in 1996: “I knew the song was a good song, but you can never tell when a song is going to connect. This song, for some reason I’ll never know, connects.”

I was not a cool kid. I was, in fact, a hairy only child with a lisp. In 1995, when I was in middle school, girls started getting pretty and I just got hairier. I attempted to disguise my weirdness in band t-shirts and flannel, but it was no use. On the bus, bullies spat in my frizzy mane and called me “beast.” I pulled loogies out of my hair-sprayed bangs. In high school, I was a curious combination of band nerd, art kid, and athlete. I was never popular—I played the wrong sports, wasn’t blonde, and, despite having lived in the same town my whole life, wasn’t considered from there. In a Midwestern farm town, my Italian father (and our shared hirsute bearing) marked me an outsider. But such is the remarkable brain chemistry of the band nerd—who marches across a football field on Friday nights in their spats and feathered hat, convinced their soaring trumpet lines are admired, not mocked—I eventually stopped caring so much. 
In the deeply uncool tradition of small-town and suburban kids in middle America, where the only mixtapes pressed into my hand were recorded from alt-rock radio, I often found the early albums, the cooler albums, after I found the hits. I found Kerplunk after Dookie, Dude Ranch after Enema of the State. Like loving Nirvana after I loved the Foo Fighters, I was obsessed with So Much for the Afterglow before Sparkle and Fade. And I’m not sure about this (memory can be an excellent tool of self-preservation), but it’s possible I found Everclear—along with Garbage and Radiohead—on Baz Luhrmann’s Romeo+Juliet soundtrack.
Regardless, I found Everclear when I needed them. Or maybe, as is the way of music, especially when you are young, Everclear found me. When I first heard “Santa Monica,” on Madison’s alt-rock radio station, WJJO, I heard, in Art Alexakis’s voice, things I’d never heard spoken aloud. He sang about depression and isolation and suicide. He sang about addiction. He used words like “poor” and “white trash.” He sang about things I was starting to understand, but had thus far carried alone. And in a time when to be earnest was perhaps the most uncool quality, Art Alexakis pulled his heart out of his chest and gave it to us. 
So Much for the Afterglow was my album of anthems, thirteen tracks of catharsis. I drove around my hometown at night, dreaming of escape. I played Afterglow, then Sparkle and Fade, in my Chevy Cavalier, its speakers blown out so badly the whole car rattled. I turned the volume up anyway. I drove out to the country, rolled the windows down and let in the smell of cow manure, and sang along with Art, who sang about how trauma has a way of making you weird. It’s a deep kind of weird, he tells us—the kind that doesn’t let go, that you carry your whole life. But that, if you’re lucky enough to stay alive, you might learn to wield like a weapon, or make into art. 
Walk right out to a brand new day, he sings in “Santa Monica,” and by this point in the song he’s screaming, insane and rising in my own weird way.

I’ve played in a few bands, but I’ve never fronted one. I’m not sure I’ve ever wanted to. Like most altos, I’m all harmony and never melody. I like it there. What I love about making music, and what I miss, is creating something collectively.
My band’s rehearsal space was in a warehouse in Greenpoint, between a motorcycle garage and the Gutter, a bar and bowling alley where we played few shows. It had a weird smell, the bathroom was heinous, and we made music there for eight years, playing in friends’ bands and our own. We were a collective, kind of, in a way I didn’t realize then. Two years after the building was torn down, the lot is still empty. There’s a high-rise going up next door, but where our space once stood is a graveyard of broken cement, the remnants of walls that once held music. I walk by sometimes and look into the plastic scaffolding window, then press on past the places we used to drink—the Diamond, Jimmy’s—that are gone now too. In a year spent living with so many ghosts, this walk feels particularly haunted.

The year before we released our record, our bandmates left Brooklyn. They left, as people do, for places where they’d find more space, have families, make new lives. My partner—our frontman—and I stayed. 
But the previous summer, in 2017, before we knew an era was ending, we went to see Everclear. The show was my birthday present, and the four of us went to Irving Plaza on a weeknight. Everclear had played the same venue in 1997, on the release of Afterglow, when we were all in high school. This was the twentieth anniversary tour. Our bassist and I had connected over Everclear, reminiscing at practice about deep cuts like “White Men in Black Suits” and “Pale Green Stars.” I said, at least once, that I wanted to cover an Everclear song someday. I thought we had all the time in the world.
On that warm night in June, Everclear played to a sold-out crowd. Mostly made of people like us—thirtysomething and giddy with nostalgia, very far from cool. Art’s voice was raw and plaintive and breaking, just as it had been twenty years before. We stood in the crowd, packed in and sweating, leaning close to shout in one another’s ears, our lips close to skin, the slick bodies of strangers pressing against us. We drank $15 beers from plastic cups, and we spilled some on ourselves, and our shoes stuck to the floor, and the hum of the amps rattled in our teeth, and we danced around like kids, and we sang along to every song, as if no time at all had passed.

I just want to see some palm trees
I will try and shake away this disease

Like pretty much everyone on the planet, I’ve been sad lately. I spent much of the past year alone, in the shadow of disease, haunted by old ghosts and new ones. It would be so easy, I’ve thought, to find that old oblivion; to swim out toward the breakers and let them pull me under.  
Some days, music keeps me afloat. When I started thinking about this song, and what I might say about it, I remembered an old idea. What better way to inhabit a song—to feel connected to it again, like I did when I was young; maybe discover something new about it—than to play it? What better way to tell you how it makes me feel? I asked some friends if they wanted to record a cover of “Santa Monica.”
“I’ve been waiting twenty-five years for someone to ask me that,” one said.  
We recorded the song ourselves. After a night of practice, we spent a Saturday in a rehearsal space not unlike the one my band once had, and ran a motley collection of mics into a multitrack recorder. A jumble of cables snaked across the floor. I’d forgotten what it felt like to be in a hot room with carpeted walls, making something with other people.
Historically, I’m self-conscious about the way I sing. My voice is weirdly low, my mouth moves in a strange way. Sometimes, on soft esses, my lisp comes back. As when I play guitar, I prefer distortion—afraid of what I’ll sound like on my own. I always stand too far from the mic. 
But this time, I got up close. For the first time, I stood in front and sang the lead. I laid down my guitar lines, then turned to vocals. On my last take, I screamed it more than I sang it. For the outro, rather than take Art’s iconic ohhs and yeahs and whoas myself, we recorded gang vocals. We sang wearing masks, screaming together into one mic. I listen to what we made—faster, looser, a little more punk than the original—and I like what I hear. It sounds like what, at its essence, a recording is: a document. Not just of sound but of energy, of a feeling, of a moment in time. When I listen, maybe what I hear is catharsis.

We can live beside the ocean
Leave the fire behind
Swim out past the breakers
Watch the world die

I’ve never seen the Pacific Ocean. At least not up close. I’ve never been to L.A. either, unless you count Anaheim, which as far as I can tell is made entirely of strip malls, Disneyland, and the Mighty Ducks. Growing up in a place where we called lakeshores “the beach,” where the closest we got to California was Pacific Sunwear in the mall, the west coast was a fantasy. A place where kids rollerbladed in short-shorts and tube socks, ice cream dripping down their arms. It was MTV’s Spring Break, a season of Real World. It was a place that seemed, to my cold, landlocked heart, like paradise—a place no one ever leaves. When I left Wisconsin, I moved to the east coast in no small part because I was sure I wouldn’t stay. 
I can’t write about “Santa Monica” without mentioning the photos my friend sent me last spring from L.A. The sky was orange. She said she was afraid to leave her house, not just because of the virus, which was just starting to take hold in L.A., but because the air was full of ash, poison in another way. That it might fill her lungs, or the lungs of her daughter, or of her son, who was still inside her and would be born in July. The sky, she said, was on fire.
In New York, where I’ve somehow lived for twelve years, I think of last summer, when the ash reached us here, our own skies hazy and orange. Now, I look out my window at a gray and endless winter. I see a brand-new building in our backyard. It’s been done for months, but one has moved in. It’s a hideous thing, made of floor-to-ceiling windows and cement that blocks out our sun. The lights burn all night, illuminating empty rooms—a ghost ship that never had life inside. And I can’t help but wonder, if we could do the things “Santa Monica” suggests—if we could shake away this disease, if we could leave the fire behind, if we were to swim out past the breakers and watch the world die, what might we find in its place?

We often talk about the importance of writing from a distance—when we’ve had time to heal, when retrospect helps us make sense of things. But lately I’ve been more interested in writing from inside a struggle, a still-fresh wound. When we don’t know how we’ll make it through, or what waits on the other side. When time hasn’t made a feeling fade. Whether it’s music or essays, maybe writing from a place of uncertainty, of fear or rage or grief, can help us find a greater truth. Sparkle and Fade, “Santa Monica,” are like that. 
“So Much for the Afterglow feels like the work of a man who’s dealt with his demons and is ready to dispense wisdom,” the AV Club wrote in 2015. “Sparkle and Fade follows someone in the midst of them, a flawed figure who wants to be better but can’t follow through. The latter almost always makes for more compelling art, if only because the stakes are infinitely higher.” 
Art Alexakis has been called a jerk, a dick, an asshole. He has said, “I am Everclear. Everclear is me,” a sentiment that, understandably, has pissed people off, not least former bandmates Craig Montoya and Greg Eklund, who were with him when the band got big. But Art Alexakis has also been called “the nicest musician in Portland.” Friends whose bands have opened for him offer similar reports. I think maybe he’s just an artist, a complicated human, who turned his pain, his trauma, his weirdness, into something we could feel.
“It’s not the band we relate to,” the AV Club writes. “It’s the heart beating at its center.”

I didn’t listen to any Everclear records beyond Afterglow. I heard some singles, but never bought another CD. I’ve listened to a few tracks off Alexakis’s solo record, Sun Songs, released at the end of 2019, but it’s a hard record to hear. Not long ago, Alexakis was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis. On the record, he sings of fear and death and disease—things he’s sung about before, but this is different. Now, he sings about the fear of falling apart, of a new disease he can’t shake away. At fifty-eight, though, his voice hasn’t changed much since he was thirty-three. And when I hear him sing these songs, I can’t help but hear “Santa Monica.” So many years later, he’s still trying to find the sun. 
In 2012, Alexakis founded Summerland, a music festival named after a song on Sparkle and Fade and composed entirely of alternative bands from the 90s. The festival has been called, derisively and not, a “90s nostalgia tour.”
“Liking stuff from the 90s is really about nostalgia,” Alexakis told Diffuser in 2015. “And I think a little bit of nostalgia is a healthy thing.”
Nostalgia is a funny word. From the Greek -algia, or “pain,” and -nostos, “return.” In the ancient epics like The Odyssey, Nostos means, specifically, “a return home from sea.” Some linguists have interpreted the word to mean, simply, a homecoming.
“Santa Monica” is a song about leaving, and it’s a song about going home. It’s a song about jumping off the Santa Monica Pier, but it’s not a song about dying. It’s about swimming out to sea, past the waves that might pull us under, to find what might exist beyond them. About watching a world on fire die behind us, but looking to the horizon with the hope. It’s about looking back, too—toward the places that made us, that once held us, that we long for even though they nearly killed us, and seeing both darkness and light. Maybe even perpetual summer. 
“Santa Monica,” Alexakis once said, “it’s just about—I was in the rain and I grew up in the sun.”
There’s a reason I haven’t listened to Everclear’s later stuff. I heard it got too poppy, yes, that it recycles the same old groove. But this is not the reason. In the 90s, when I was twelve, then fourteen, then sixteen, Everclear was more than just a band. They—and what I mean is Art Alexakis—spoke to me in a way that nothing had yet. They spoke of things I was struggling with then, that I’m struggling with still. When I was most alone, “Santa Monica,” and Everclear, found me. And maybe this is the nostalgia talking, but I prefer this song, these records, this band—this more-than-band, this beacon, this catharsis, this shock of connection, this beating heart, this hand reaching out in the darkness and pulling us into the light—to exist as it existed then, and where it might live forever, in the globulous glow of a lava lamp, suspended in some golden sunlight of the California coast I’ve never seen.

Melissa Faliveno is the author of TOMBOYLAND: ESSAYS, named a Best Book of 2020 by NPR, New York Public Library, O Magazine, and Electric Literature. She is the 2020-21 Kenan Visiting Writer at UNC-Chapel Hill, and her wardrobe has not changed much since 1995.

dan cassidy on “Lump”

“Lump” was released by The Presidents of the United States of America, on August 8th, 1995 by Columbia Records. It reached #1 on the Billboard Alternative music charts, #7 on the Billboard Rock chart, and # 26 on the mainstream Billboard chart. It was a top 20 hit in many countries around the world, top 10 in France and Scotland. It was the band’s most successful release and perhaps the best song of that year.
Most of the songs of that era stuck to a familiar sawtooth formula—soft and quiet followed by a loud and aggressive section, repeated infinitum. “Lump” maintains the same driving metronomic 142 BPM throughout its 2:16 length. The band self-describes as Funge, grunge but fun. I categorize them as bubblegum-grunge, because the aggression of their music late-grunge, yet the poppy, bouncy, playfulness of their lyrics owes much to the bubblegum music of the late sixties. Bubblegum-grunge didn’t need any peaks and troughs.
When this playful, post punk band from Seattle used the name, “The Presidents of the United States of America,” it was considered somewhat irreverent, as there once was a time when the title of President was held in high regard (of course, fluctuating with administrations). The band, sometimes referred to as “Pot USA,” followed the examples of Queen, Prince, Paul Revere and the Raiders, Franz Ferdinand, The Decemberists, Jethro Tull, and others who took their names from historical figures. Thankfully. they did not perform in costume as presidents. Until meeting Roman Coppola.
The song is about a girl called Lump, who does not interact with the world. Her presence confuses birds and fish (marsh piranhas), and she shows no signs of life outside of her heartbeat. The lyrics either say she was “totally motionless outside of her heart.” or “totally emotionless outside of her heart.” I’ve seen it printed both ways on various websites, but I have not been able to nail down which is the official lyric. So it’s been mondegreened; I just don’t know in which direction. The difference between motionless and emotionless significantly changes interpretations on the life of Lump.

Lump was limp and lonely and needed a shove

Lump slipped on a kiss and tumbled into love
She spent her twenties between the sheets

Perhaps this is a reverse frog prince scenario. Or maybe she found a prince charming who took her out of the swamp and kept her in a life of luxurious sex?
Chris Ballew, the lead singer, wrote “Lump” after suffering a benign tumor in his head, and having visions of this sedentary girl. The lyrics refer to both the character of Lump and the physical lump in his head. Early in the song, he is singing about a girl “She's lump, she's lump / She's in my head.” At the close of the song, he sings about lump as an object, not a person.

Is this lump outta my head?
I think so.

There is a disturbing Wiki wormhole one can get dragged into when researching creative people who have suffered brain tumors, but I want to keep this light, but it’s there, if that is somewhere you wish to venture. As a side note, Bellew now records under the name Caspar Babypants and has recorded over twenty albums marketed for young children and received a Grammy nomination for best children’s album in 2017.
More on the song. What makes “Lump” such a special song to me? Each layer that you peel back from this seemingly innocent poppy ditty reveals new depth. It’s about a girl, a depressed girl, a sedentary girl, but also a tumor. Evidently it has interesting instrumentation with the bass strung as a guitar and the guitar strung as a bass and only five strings between them, but I know nothing of guitar playing so I will pass on that fact. It is just a good solid song that fit perfectly in its era.
Pot USA made two videos for Lump. The first is the widely seen version directed by Roman Coppola (a lesser-known member of the Coppola dynasty) arguably proving that creative talent is not passed down genetically. The video opens with the band wearing suits, like presidents do; he is quite literal in his interpretation. The band members are knee-deep in swampy water, and as the song mentions a boggy marsh, why not. Then, a shot of a Motorola flip-phone is held out to a dog about the same size as the enormous phone battery. The dog shot is the most creative element of the video, so I doubt Coppola had anything to do with it. Next, we see the band setting up their equipment on a barge in Elliot Bay, Washington, and performing the song whilst being towed around on the water. Maybe Coppola was trying to invoke memories of the Beatles performing “Get Back” on the roof of the Abby Road studio, or perhaps U2’s rip off of that performance on a roof in LA. The only difference is that they are so far out in the bay that nobody could possibly have heard them.

The second video for Lump, which was deemed too dark for MTV, is far superior to Roman’s effort. How is it too dark, you ask. No idea, maybe the person previewing it had his monitor brightness turned down too low. It opens with the band, as shirtless silhouettes in front of a projection of a boggy marsh. This footage is also included in Coppola’s video leading me to believe that this was the first video made. After assorted closeups of people lip-syncing the word lump we are on stage with the band at a performance in a small club. The densely packed and sweating crowd undulate wavelike, while an enthusiastic audience member stage dives and crowd surfs. It is a scene from a more innocent time, when close proximity and personal contact with strangers wouldn’t spark fears of death and disease. Scene three is the band playing in a back yard and, in an odd homage to Jimi Hendrix, they douse a small amplifier in lighter fluid and set it aflame. The image of the small dog with the phone that stands out in the first video is just a small part of the seemingly scattershot, yet extremely focused slice of Pot USA at their best. Seek out the Lump 2 video for a superior viewing experience. I have scoured the internet to find out who directed this video but have not been able to find any information on it.
There is a third video related to Lump that is the epitome of nineties zeitgeist, called “Gump” by Weird Al Yankovic. Released in 1996, Weird Al sings “Lump” but changes the lyrics to refer to Forrest Gump from Robert Zemeckis’ 1994 film. Lasting exactly as long as the original song, a swift 2:16, Yankovic manages to recreate scenes from the movie, and both of the Lump videos, although he is playing knee deep in a fountain instead of a swamp. Definitely not one of Weird Al’s greatest parodies, yet it would be a good example to show future generations if you wanted to encapsulate the nineties in less than three minutes.
On a personal note, and quite coincidentally my daughter was born on August 8th, 1995, the date “Lump” was released. As is the way when communicating with an infant, nonsense phrases occurred in heavy rotation, and somehow Lumpen Baby, Lumpen, Lumps, and eventually Lump were names we used with her. Not to imply that she was a member of a disposed proletariat, or a crude and uneducated member of the lowest cast of society (although technically babies are crude and uneducated if you think about it). Don’t get me wrong, we were never relating her to the character in the song and we’re happy to report she has been an active member of society who has never even been near a piranha infested swamp.

Dan Cassidy is a visual artist living in the San Francisco Bay Area. He was a nightclub DJ during the abominable New Romantic early ‘80s in London. More recently, he had a cover version-only radio show out of Taos, NM. He believes all music has value to someone, so you shouldn’t dismiss it until you have spent time with it. His guilty pleasure is still, and will forever be, The Monkees.